A Man With No More Rolls at the Guildhall Arts Centre, Grantham, on January 27 at 7.30pm sees the Sheffield keyboardist trying to instruct the nation in moral matters. His next-door neighbour and sole agent, Ken Worthington, as usual has mistyped the show’s title, turning morals into more rolls.

Because of this John can now consider, the vast range of exotic breads appearing in the high street, as the humble roll fades into obscurity. Paninis, ciabattas, pittas, plus the peshwari naan which John recently enjoyed a bite of has inspired him to write a new song — How’s Your Nan?

Special guests, which Graham has also created, include Dave Tordoff, the concreter from Goole and Brian Appleton, the misanthropic Midlands media lecturer.