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Reader's letter: Ode To Boris

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To be a Prime Minister must be such fun,

You can say what you like, and it will get done.

Giving places to friends in prominent roles

(Although many more are now on the dole).

He can have a party when others cannot,

And when brought to justice he denies the lot.

In Parliament too he can say what he likes

Which of course he does (and to hell with the strikes)

MPs should be competent upright and straight,

Which unfortunately our leader just ain’t.

“Enough is enough”, someone was heard to say

Don’t wait for tomorrow, please just leave today.

I hope that they find someone honest and true,

Well, I’m free tomorrow, perhaps I will do.

­— R. PRATT, Newark.

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